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Joke of the Day

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."

"I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says... ""Does this guy taste funny to you?"""

"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"

"The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says ""We hiring"" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired."

"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."

"My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her. Because I'm all about that bass, no treble."

"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"

"The other day I found two gold bars. I've always dreamed of an Au pair."