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Joke of the Day

"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"

"What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine."

"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"[NSFW] What do people in Arkansas say after having sex? Get off me pa you're crushing my smokes"

"Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland."

"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"

"Why did the termite got divorced? Because she ate the secretary."

"Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it."

"Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !"