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Joke of the Day

"If Trump becomes president, I would really like to see how Republicans are going to defend him for doing the same thing Obama did: Nothing."

"What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes? Dropping some ill beets."

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"

"A short penis joke I'm Asian"

"I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked. ""It suits you down to the ground"", she said."

"My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes."

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"Always wear clean underwear, In case you are abducted by aliens"

"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"

"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fuck"