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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."
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"*stands in front yard, hands on hips, giving each autumn leaf that falls on my lawn a stern, disapproving look*"
"[interrogation] Where were you last night? ""Out killing people"" Louder for the tape [leans in] ""The Cheesecake Factory, that's where I was"""
"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."
"Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck... There's no turning back now"
"How do hipsters measure weight? In Instagrams."
"I used to steal punchlines from others I still do, but I used to, too."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber."
"[2025] Dad, Mum, this is my girlfriend. You might recognise her, she used to be quite famous *the laugh-cry emoji steps forward shyly*"
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"