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Joke of the Day

"I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo."

"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."

"if they changed the rules so you could wear timbs instead of skates black ppl would take over hockey"

"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"

"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it floats, it's a boy-ant."

"I just burned 1200 calories! I forgot about the batch of cinnamon rolls in the oven!"

"Why was the 'P' irate? Because his peg leg made him go 'R'"

"I Ordered Pizza From OP Pizza... Turns out they don't deliver."