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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says... ""Does this guy taste funny to you?"""

"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"

"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained?"

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night... and she says ""wow your really well hung"" to which I respond ""you're pulling my leg"""

"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."

"I am going to lead a long life. That's the only way I will ever get caught up on all my homework."

"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"

"What is Obama's last name? care"

"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"

"I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan."