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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says... ""Does this guy taste funny to you?"""

"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"

"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."

"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""

"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."

"What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck? I'm not sure, but I know ***IT LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT***"

"I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell ""Armageddon"" But my friend said ""don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"""

"How to check whether you have a fast PC... Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon). Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter. So you will know."

"Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House? ... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system."

"Your love is like Vicodin. You take away my pain but make me sick to stomach afterwards and you're also white."