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Joke of the Day

"What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog"

"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."

"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."

"Did you know... If you put your ear up to a woman's vagina, you can actually hear her scream, ""what the fuck are you doing?"""

"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."

"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"

"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."

"Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt."

"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."

"It's Saturday.. Turning my give-a-crap-o' meter down... "