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Joke of the Day
"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."
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"Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white."
"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."
"I took biscuits with me on a date once. She called me a weirdo and said that biscuits was a stupid name for a cat."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."
"You know the best thing about penis jokes? On average they are not that long."
"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""
"Getting Old- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker."
"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."