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Joke of the Day

"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."

"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."

"When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, ""Ladies first"" it really means ""Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."""

"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

"At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the ""I have a PhD"" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye."

"In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students."""

"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."

"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."

"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."

"Heck A place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh."