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Joke of the Day
"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."
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"in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe"
"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."
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"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."
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"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."