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Joke of the Day

"It's Saturday.. Turning my give-a-crap-o' meter down... "

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny!"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're efficient, and don't have much of a sense of humour."

"Did you hear about the 'Flock of Seagulls' fan who shot himself? [OC] Apparently the gun had a hair trigger."

"What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?"

"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"

"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."

"I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, I have to take something."

"[my first day as hand dryer salesman] ""this robot dries your hands with noise"""

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."