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Joke of the Day
"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."
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"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"
"It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college."
"A bear and rabbit take a shit together The bear says ""dont you hate it when you got shit on your fur?"" ""Not at all"" says the rabbit Then,the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit"
"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final."
"What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper? They both slowly remove clogs. ^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage."
"The guy who invented paper died last week That's tearable!"
"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."
"That whole Ray Rice elevator incident... took him to the lowest level."
"Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes!"