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Joke of the Day

"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."

"JOKE: How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes? They have a ""JOKE"" disclaimer tag"

"Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion"

"What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula."

"How do you call musicians who produce hit after hit? Hitlers"

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."

"Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!"

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together."