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Joke of the Day

"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"

"Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -No... -GUYS, HE DID IT!"

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"

"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."

"What do you call a European using the bathroom? 'You're-a-peein"""

"How many votes does it take to change a light bulb? Votes don't change shit."

"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""

"After today the rest of the world will get ""FOUR MORE YEARS!"" without having to hear about the US election."

"HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is? Thor: Hammer time? HR: Get out."