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Joke of the Day

"""Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? ""Your trip will take 5 hours"" ""Google, I have a child. ""Your trip will take 9 hours""."

"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"

"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."

"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"

"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."

"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."

"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far-out."

"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"