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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far-out."

"What's the main difference between a man and a woman? It's what comes to mind when they think of the word facial."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"Knock knock The game"

"We are all Asian We are all older than we were yesterday."

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelve hardened criminals escaped."

"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."

"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."

"I cumfonted my girlfriend this morning... What did she have to say? Get me a towel."

"I don't care if you stop reading after 80 characters. I'm using all 140, even if what I say makes no sense at all. Oh also, your mom's a who"