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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far-out."
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"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"
"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."
"Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me."
"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"
"A toilet seat left up in the ladies room can only mean one thing. Lady cocks."
"Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses. So they won't shit during parades."
"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"
"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"