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Joke of the Day
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
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"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."
"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"
"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."
"New studies revealed... ... 9 out of 10 people do not consider bullying to be a great problem."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?] To get to the little bitch's house. *knock, knock* The chicken."
"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"
"""Who the fuck is this bitch?"" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman."
"I'm a violent sadist, but I also enjoy beastiality. Am I flogging a dead horse?"