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Joke of the Day

"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."

"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, ""RRRRR""] ""You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"""

"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."

"What's the opposite of effort? F it."

"PATIENT: I broke my arm in 3 places DOCTOR: Then dont go to those places!"

"What is the most environmentally friendly game company? The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years."

"I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of."

"[OC] How does Haskell like his food? Curried."

"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"