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Joke of the Day

"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."

"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."

"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"

"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."

"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."

"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""

"What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better!"

"Waiting to see who you're sitting next to on an airplane is the original Chatroulette. Now where the hell is the next button?"

"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" ""I'd rather just have the money"""