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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"

"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."

"When I ask for a threesome with you and your best friend, I am only joking... Unless the answer is yes... In which case, can I videotape it?"

"What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? A private dick."

"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""

"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"

"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."

"(JOKE) What does a light bulb filled with gas?"

"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."

"A jewish man walks into a bakery And he asks, ""how much does the challah cost?""."