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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"
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"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school."
"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."
"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"
"A man walks into a ........ Pulls out a ......... And ........... Piss off Fill in the blanks."
"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"
"An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile."
"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"