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Joke of the Day
"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."
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"Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead."
"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."
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"How do you say ""bra"" in german? CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN."
"Excuse me, do you really need glasses... or are they just for looks?"
"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"
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