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Joke of the Day
"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."
Next Joke
"I'll never forget what that Pyscho said before he kicked the bucket. ""BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET."""
"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."
"Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains? *because it was pay-per view.* ""paper view"""
"What do you call a bus filled with white people? A twinkie."
"The only reason kids like Christmas is because they're not the ones buying all the presents."
"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."
"Relationships are like onions They seem harmless on the outside but once you get into it you'll cry."
"I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed"
"I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please. ""Sir, that is a sleeping bag"" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*"