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Joke of the Day

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"

"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."

"Is your refrigerator running? Good, then I'm voting for IT for president!"

"I like vegans! I meant vagina's!"

"A programmer orders 0 drink from the bar. Only when his friend comes in and he orders for both does he get his drink."

"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."

"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."

"The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers."

"Each week our panel of 3 celebrity chefs compete to create the ultimate final meal for a death row inmate on LAST SUPPER, this fall on FOX"