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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"

"What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."

"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."

"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"

"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"

"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"

"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."

"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"