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Joke of the Day
"What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?"
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"and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family."
"When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane"
"You think you know all about fractions... But you don't know the half of it."
"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"
"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."
"Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children."
"Bored? Find group photo of 4 women on Instagram. Comment ""You 3 look incredible!!"""