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Joke of the Day

"I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation."

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"What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste (better to say it aloud)"
"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."
"Jurassic World was fantastic movie... In fact you could say, they ""spared no expense"""
"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."
"I asked my coworker if I could see her tips. So that I could play with her nickels."
"Why was the young boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"
"Him: ""I feel-"" Me: ""I FEEL IT TOO. IT'S JUST LIKE PHOEBE SAID. YOU'RE MY LOBSTER."" Him: ""-gassy."""
"What happens when doughnuts join a sorority? They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order."
"Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up."