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Joke of the Day

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one to tell the three illegal immigrants he hired to do it."

"What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!"

"Bob Dylan's singing sounds like me insisting I'm okay to drive."

"Why was Jesus I such good shape? Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit."

"What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? A private tutor."

"Knock knock Come in Sorry "

"Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker."

"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"

"Describe your sex life in two words. ""My what?"""

"monica lewinsky had one job.... and she sucked at it."