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Joke of the Day

"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."

"My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, ""Do you have cotton-balls?"" After confirmation that the store has cotton-balls, ""Does it tickle when you walk?"""

"How do you organize a space party? You planet"

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."

"Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system"

"""Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!"" - Diet ads for Cannibals"

"I want to go back in time... And change the way the letter 'eight' is pronounced to sodomized. Then in the future ask people why was nine afraid of seven?"

"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."

"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."