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Joke of the Day
"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."
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"Dear spouse: When I said I needed more physical contact, I was not aiming for you to high five me whenever I walk by..."
"my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours"
"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"
"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"
"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."
"I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant."
"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."
"Went in for a tonsillectomy. Surgeon did a frontal lobectomy instead. I complained... ... really gave 'em a piece of my mind!"
"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."