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Joke of the Day

"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"

"So I broke up with my girlfriend because our signs didn't match... ...I'm a Sagittarius, and she's a bitch."

"If life gives you melons... get a good sports bra."

"[M] What's the hardest part of owning a cat? Telling your parents you're gay."

"In my opinion, One by Metallica... Is a 10/10."

"You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious."

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."

"Why can't you fool the aborted baby? It wasn't born yesterday."

"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."