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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray."
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"I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday."
"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."
"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."
"Why does windows 9 not exist? Because 7 8 9."
"Women are like bathrooms stalls.... ....they're all dirty, except the handicap ones -Jim Jeffries"
"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."
"Drove my son to school only to realize there was a 2 hour late start. I should have dressed him warmer. He looked cold, sitting on the curb."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids."
"What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie? *Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)"