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Joke of the Day

"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"

"Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries? He always has plenty of double ""eh""s, triple ""eh""s..."

"Why did the computer say hello? Because it was a Dell."

"Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""

"I run down a hospital corridor, clutching the mustard dispenser I liberated from the cafeteria. Earlier I had a plan. Now I have mustard."

"So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating... ...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia."

"When i die, i want to die like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the other passengers in the car."

"My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia"