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Joke of the Day

"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"

"Dating tip: Walk up to a girl in a club, smile, look into her eyes, take her hand and walk away. If she wants her hand back, she'll find you"

"What do you get when you clone a cyborg? A cyclone."

"My boss dressed up as Caitlyn Jenner in a mini-skirt He showed a lot of balls..."

"No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie. They're all use to Klingons."

"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."

"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is a prime number and those are pretty intimidating."

"Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar. You'll never believe what happens next!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips"