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Joke of the Day
"Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza... Guess I should've put it on aloha temperature."
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"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
"Did you hear the one about the pilot who backed into the propeller? Wrecked'em. Damn near killed him."
"I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen."
"Its ironic.... ... that you lot just don't get irony."
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
"Twitter... it's for the birds!"
"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky"