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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
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"What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.."
"I've been yelling for years. Now I'm convinced. I'm definitely the only one here playing Marco Polo."
"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""
"What does batman add to his tea? Just ice."
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."
"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"
"If you were my gf, I'd have a warm bath and a meal ready for when you got home every day Her: I'm your wife Like I said, if you were my gf"
"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"
"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""