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Joke of the Day

"Its ironic.... ... that you lot just don't get irony."

"What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup? Cancer. ( )"

"What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light"

"What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle"

"Kim Kardashian makes me long for the days when girls like her were hired to show prizes on game shows and we never had to hear them speak."

"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."

"Every Woman has a V, What am I? I start with a ""v"" and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."

"What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan? One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't."

"I suspect my girlfriend is cheating on me Every time we have sex, she calls me Jesus. *Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus , Oh Jesus!*"

"Starbucks coffee and Adam Hills. ""Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You're going to get it, but its going to be rough."" Adam Hills"