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Joke of the Day
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
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"""PSST."" It came from my waffles. ""PSST,"" again. ""What?"" I ask, furtively. ""You look really nice today."" Complimentary Breakfast"
"How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon."
"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."
"The past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"I'm spending the holidays with my girlfriend's family They really put the ""JESUS CHRIST!"" back in Christmas"
"What has eight arms and tells the time? A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner"
"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."
"You know you're a total loser when your controversial political post gets zero likes or comments on Facebook."
"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."