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Joke of the Day

"I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen."

"I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise."

"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."

"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."

"I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up"

"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."

"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money."

"Archimedes Principle floats my boat."