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Joke of the Day

"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"

"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."

"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."

"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"

"So I saw Cuba Gooding Jr. at my local Walmart He was comparing Old Spice Sport to Old Spice Original Scent when I slapped those bottles out of his hand and told him, ""No soap, Radio."""

"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."

"What job can you see yourself doing? Inspecting mirrors"

"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"

"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"

"Her: how are you Me: good Her: you sure? Me: yup Her: you're alright? Me: yes.. Her: really? Me: Her: are y-- Me: people like you go missing"