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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the pilot who backed into the propeller? Wrecked'em. Damn near killed him."

"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"

"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"

"What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies."

"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"

"Don't have phone sex! You might get hearing aids."

"I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs. I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater."

"When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out."