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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the pilot who backed into the propeller? Wrecked'em. Damn near killed him."

"I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman. She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time."

"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."

"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."

"My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge..."

"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."

"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."

"What do you call a horse who disagrees with you? Glue."

"How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? ""No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."""