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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky"
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"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."
"What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common? They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud"
"An British man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The Irishman says 'Hey, is this some kind of joke?'"
"""Okay, but do you know HOW I pulled you over?"" -Cop's desperate attempt to show off"
"During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded"
"I went to see a Spanish magician and he told the crowd that he could make himself disappear on the count of three. He started counting. ""Uno! Dos!"" And then he was gone. Without a tres."
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex. She told me she had been having sex with an A-Hole for years."
"ME *sees baby crab in stroller*: He's so cute! I just wanna rip his lil legs off dip em in butter and eat them! MOM CRAB *beaming*: thank u"
"Ripping a blaring fart every now and then lets your masseuse know who's in charge."