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Joke of the Day
"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"
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"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."
"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"If you can pull off a lip ring, you should. Like literally. Pull it off your face."
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because the p is silent. Yes. My 9 year old cracked me up with that just now."
"Chevrolet has seen a huge drop in sales in Canada They just hate the 2016 Cruze"
"2 year old runs naked down the street. ""Awwwwwwwwwwwwww."" I run naked down the street. ""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"""
"Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'"
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."