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Joke of the Day

"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"

"An egg and a chicken just finished having sex... The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says ""well, I guess that settles that."""

"I'm not racist.. Racism is a crime. Only black people commit crimes."

"I want to die like my grandfather . ..peaceful . . . ready to go. Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car"

"Me: Goodnight Moon Moon: Well hi there. I can't hear you because I'm 240,000 miles away and sound doesn't travel in space. Die in a fire."

"If I had a penny for every Trump joke made during the election... I could be the president in 2020"

"What's the difference between a whore and Nickleback? A whore doesn't always suck cock."

"I wonder who coined the term money."

"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."

"What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line!"