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Joke of the Day

"Twitter... it's for the birds!"

"Anyone who says ""good morning"" on a Monday is a sociopath."

"""the immaturity and the copying are my main issues"" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office"

"News: Coleen Rooney has flown out to Brazil with her two sons to be with Wayne until England's World Cup campaign is over. That's nice bit far to go for a weekend though if you ask me."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"

"What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology."

"What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster!"

"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."

"Love in 2013 means answering each other's texts immediately."

"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."