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Joke of the Day
"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."
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"I saw a sign that said ""Falling rocks"" I tried. It doesn't."
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"I've started seeing someone about my porn addiction. Her name's Brandy."
"I have six words for you."
"Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back."
"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"
"Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale? A whale-weigh station!"
"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"
"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."