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Joke of the Day
"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."
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"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."
"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."
"My dick was in the Guinness book of records... Until the librarian throw me out."
"Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"
"George Carlin appeared to me in a dream and asked me ""How can there be such a thing as a one-way street when you can obviously cross a street either way?"""
"H:""Where'd you get those shoes?"" Me:""I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?"" H:""Nope just cleaned the old one"" *Marriage lies"
"To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying"
"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."