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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."

"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead"

"I need a gun to protect me against those that want to harm me, a group mainly made up of people I've threatened with shoot with my gun"

"What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter? Amanda Lynn"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. That was on South Park last night and made me lose it."

"Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it."

"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."

"TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother? Because he stays low key"