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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."

"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"

"I went to my doctor and he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why, and he said ""So I can examine you!"""

"Mike Pence doesn't believe in science But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables"

"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"

"I expected a medal for my bravery when I had a full-leg cast on. Instead, I got atrophy."

"I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save icon'"

"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"Why is [friend's name] always on the bottom? Because they won't stop fucking up"