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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"
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"Wow if I squint through the tears I look pretty thin!"
"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."
"My fridge exploded. . . And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere."
"Masturbation is like procasination In the end you're just fucking yourself"
"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."
"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."
"If I had a nickel for every gender... I'd have ten cents and a dead meme"
"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."
"What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !"