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Joke of the Day
"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."
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"I love how Xanax spelled backwards is retard"
"When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist."
"Marriage: when hanging out goes way too far."
"I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years"
"What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral? Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door"
"Funny, this warrant doesn't feel so outstanding."
"*Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?"
"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."
"What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves? Russell"