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Joke of the Day

"H:""Where'd you get those shoes?"" Me:""I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?"" H:""Nope just cleaned the old one"" *Marriage lies"

"What's the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay"

"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."

"All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!"

"Apparently the average person has sex 365 times a year Pray for me. I may not survive the next 12 hours."

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."

"Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !"

"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"

"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"

"I just got a great deal on lots of digging equipment... It was hole-sale."