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Joke of the Day

"To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying"

"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."

"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"

"[AMA Request] A hipster who admits he/she is a hipster."

"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."

"My dad told me never to explain fashion to Tommy, Hilfiger."

"What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people? A racist you racist."

"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."

"Why was the socialist kicked from his party? Because he was anti social."

"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"