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Joke of the Day
"Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."
"I was touched when my slutty ex-girlfriend said she got a tattoo for me, but it turned out to be a heart with the name ""Occupant."""
"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""
"yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas."
"If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen"
"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."
"I lost my virginity last week But it's fine. Turns out it was just between the couch cushions."
"About to start a new job as a pizza delivery driver, any tips?"
"I can make you speak like an Indian. How? That's right!"