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Joke of the Day
"Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."
"What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA HA"
"Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won't you just text him?"
"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"
"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."
"If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?"
"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"I read a sad statistic that something like 2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed."
"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."