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Joke of the Day

"What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin."

"I hate being bi-polar... It's awesome!"

"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"You know the vagina of a fish? It's a fish hole."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix, HaHa!"

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"

"Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk. It means I always want to be."