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Joke of the Day
"My dick was in the Guinness book of records... Until the librarian throw me out."
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"What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore."
"What is the best anti-joke you know? Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember."
"So Yellow and Green are dating. Why does Yellow hate Red? Because Red Blue Green."
"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """
"Tweriod: That time of the month when all my tweets are moody, retain water and are about chocolate and cheesecake"
"Detective: how were u able to do it? Serial Killer: thanks to the flexibility of Uber. I was able to work my own hours and still murder"
"You think your wife is crazy now? Try divorcing her"
"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"
"Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt. Well, that and sex."