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Joke of the Day
"My dick was in the Guinness book of records... Until the librarian throw me out."
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"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."
"Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids."
"Why are dockhands never featured in Miley Cyrus music videos? Because they're port workers."
"This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat."
"""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy."""
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"Being Mute. Being mute means never having to say you're sorry."
"I got my PHD in scatology today. Reading all of those YouTube comments was a pain though."
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